failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

by Pathogorean March 28, 2013

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

jacketcoat

asshole, retard, unworthy person, idiot, someone not worth your time and energy

Steve ignored Jennifer at the party. He's such a jacketcoat.

by Tootse July 23, 2010

jacketass

when an individual attempts to conceal their obesity by tying a jacket, sweatshirt or sweater around their hips, leaving the rest of the garment hanging down behind them, covering their buttocks.

"That heffer needs a bigger coat to cover her huge jacketass," said Spank Dangler from The Larrys!

by Spanky D November 23, 2010

jackerbating

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

Jacky Tang

Hey, My name's Jacky
And I've just met you
So here's my number
Suck my noodle!

Boy: Hey, My name's Jacky

And I've just met you

So here's my number

Suck my noodle!

Jacky Tang: Fuck off, white boy!

by Brutas August 21, 2013