Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

itachisw1fe_

This girl loves her god damn mutuals and followers. She’s always saying “huh” or “ily” or “fuck off”. She’s taken by iamitachiswifey?, And she’s always talking about itachi and iamitachiswifey.

hello itachisw1fe_

by Ashleystarslol April 6, 2021

Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

italigenous

a tiktok user who knows how to treat their mutuals right and is the hottest bestest being alive

"Do you follow italigenous on tiktok?"
"Of course I do..that's why I'm so attractive."

by mistashotmeinthearse June 2, 2021

Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.

Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.

by Yugyps July 7, 2021

Italian vet

The shovel

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet

by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021