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the internet is for porn

1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q

2. The internet's unofficial anthem

3. A fact that will never change
Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play

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Everyone knows that the internet is for porn
by That guy......yeah that one January 19, 2007
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apple porn

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
by Carl D. Patterson May 25, 2006
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scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).
I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.
by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006
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porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.
Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
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food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.
Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.
by Ryan April 12, 2005
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Internet Porn

by girbark August 17, 2011
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Gay Porn

it is the name of a very cute cat. Search it up on google to see the pictures of gay porn! It is free!
dude: Bro do you know who is the owner of gay porn?
another dude: No, but he is one lucky guy. Gay porn is a rare species of cat.
by FishyLikesDust February 14, 2023
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