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Gordon-hole 

Similar to a "glory hole", only used extensively by someone named Gordon. Where a man places his penis through some type of aperature, regardless of setting or circumstance, and expects oral satisfaction to completed by a stranger on the other end.
"Man, you gotta check out the circle K restroom, they have a nice Gordon-hole in the third stall."

"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"
Gordon-hole by C. D. Deanda April 2, 2010
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Austrialian Gordan 

An Austrialian Gordan is the act of inserting one thumb into vagina of a girl, inserting the remaining thumb into her rectum and shouting "good'ay mate"
I gave that slag an Austrialian Gordan last night

chocolate gondola ride 

When a man or woman, defecates into another female's vagina.
Bob took Tina for a chocolate gondola ride last night.
daaamn thats some goodo shiiit!
Goodo by Rob Mobley September 28, 2006

Gordon Mak 

someone who is overly obsessed with cellular phones! goes to MSJHS... LIVES ON IBERO. k done.
Gordon Mak by *bleep* January 20, 2004
"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.
gorded by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015

Taylor Gordon

Number one beech

A fat smelly bastard who has terrible dandruff and like little girls under the age of 15.

Someone who doesn't get into the University of Tennessee.

x Holy Sin X
I saw you eying that little girl, don't be such a Taylor Gordon.

It looks like you are gaining some weight, don't pull a Gordo.

I see that you are camping in that corner, did Gordo give you gaming lessons?

p1: I got in to UT, did you get in to UT?
p2: Yeah, like everyone did.
p1: I head Taylor Gordon didnt!!!!!!
Taylor Gordon by James Muhs March 7, 2008