goat dad 

It's a nickname from fans for Asgore the king of underground, one of characters of popular indie video game, Undertale. According to his father-figure (like his ex-wife, Toriel. Who has mother-figure)

"Goat dad is the best dad" - Goat family trash

goat dad by Minkun May 16, 2016

goat rodeo 

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

goat rodeo by lewdogg May 1, 2003

goat dick 

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

goat dick by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Goat Snipe 

To instant message or email someone with a clip of you making a goat noise

Bob: nnh
Alice: what?
Bob: I just goat sniped you.

Goat Snipe by Snickers 343 January 12, 2011

goat play 

the act of having sexual relations with a goat and women (optional)

willson likes goat play while recieving a rim job.

goat play by fonze August 28, 2007

goat rope 

(This term is used by Marines. For links to Army terms with similar meanings see snafu)
a very chaotic situation

The situation in the auditorium turned into a real goat rope.

goat rope by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2009

Goat.cx 

Mirror for the now-dead Goatse.cx. It has what was once on Goatse.cx.

Don't go to Goat.cx if you get grossed out easily!

Goat.cx by Dot See Ex June 10, 2004