Gloakum

When one shoves a turned on lightbulb in their asshole, then proceeds to masturbate, creating glowing white cum.

I found this old lightbulb, I think I might use it to Gloakum

by BJ221 March 6, 2024

Glocktavius

The name of a troubled 'black' man who was raised in a single mother home while illegally subscribing to the 2nd amendment prohibited by his state legislation

Glocktavius' codefendant 'Treyvon' stayed solid and did not snitch when interrogated about their attempted murder case

by Trey Donovan March 7, 2024

Glocktavius

A parody of names like Dontavius; Usually referring to a young boy in the Hood, likely to become a Pookie or Ray Ray.

Made popular by YouTuber Coach Greg Adams

Let me guess, she named him Glocktavius.

by PepperInTheSalt March 13, 2024

glockispill

When the flock is blox fruit in irl!!!!! Yea oliver

Oliver should do glockispill

by Silentcheese943 March 22, 2024

Glockered

Used to describe something that is unusual for one to say, or is "out-of-pocket".

Friend: "You know, why do we respect autistic people?"
You: "Whoa, that was glockered!"

by Jarmedo March 23, 2024

Glokenapoopen

When you take a shit and destroy the toilet before you flush the shit down

"what happened to Mike?"
"He was on the toilet and did a glokenapoopen."

by CrackheadLarry April 3, 2024

gloker

someone who glokes (hanging upside down naked by there ballsack)

Yo collingliz is such a gloker

by Doogan May 2, 2024