Gloakum
When one shoves a turned on lightbulb in their asshole, then proceeds to masturbate, creating glowing white cum.
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glookum
stringy, film like substance that comes off your hands when you rub them together. (dirt and sweat built up from the day that rubs off in clumps/strings)
glookum by Pookie Penguin September 19, 2015
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