[fountain]

when a guy jacks off standing up and tries to jizz in the girls mouth while she sits in front of him.

dude, i totally fountained that girl last night

by girlwithpenis..... December 31, 2008

Fount

To knowingly take/not return something thats not yours, and showing it off to your friends.

Bryan- " Jay, where did you get that? "

Jay- " I fount it at dudes house."

by billy-bong torten April 15, 2011

Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009

Foundation Hospitals

Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.

The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.

Foundation Hospitals r0x0r your s0x0rz!!

by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

Fountain of Olympus

A sex position where one lifts the woman above his head with his arms and drinks her nectar. His feet are two shoulder lengths apart facing East while his arms lifting her towards the sky in honor of the Gods of Mount Olympus.

I don't go to the gym, the Fountain of Olympus keeps me fit.

If she's bored in the sack, summon the Fountain of Olympus.

I dislocated my shoulder trying to drink from the Fountain of Olympus.

by franky2toes October 14, 2011

caramel fountain

Used as a porn star name...especailly from boys named ryan.

hes got a caramel fountain ass

by amy April 25, 2005

fudge fountain

N. An especially runny purge session; diarrhea

Man, I gotta go release a fudge fountain worse than Tubgirl!

by DXY! October 27, 2006