Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009

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Fake Chinese

A Chinese who didn't/doesn't wear open butt pants.

"Hey bro look at that fake Chinese, we cant even see his ass crack!"

by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019

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Faking jacks

Frontin’ saying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.

Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying

by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019

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Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

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Fake Nice

When someone is nice to your face then turns around and bad mouths you to other people.

Scott is so fake nice it's ridiculous

by Mike Tourtellott October 13, 2014

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Fake deep

Is the act of a person trying to appear "woke" or "depressed" on social media sites in order to feed their desire for attention. They appear "smart" or "Well informed" apon first impression but are in actual fact the complete opposite. They rely on the opinion or approval of people to fuel their behavior.

That nigga is so artificial and fake deep, he acts all woke and depressed online and is a complete idiot in person.

by Blackstar1232 April 8, 2020

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