filthy 5k

Running a 5k and then immediately proceeding to receive oral, leaving your sweating crotch stench all over your partners face.

I surprised my girl with a filthy 5k and she threw up all over my nuts.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

filthy zonked

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off

Y'all just got filthy zonked!

by Eaglesk8er October 5, 2016

Filthy Kim

The act of farting into one end of a tube while another person on the other end inhales and holds it til they pass out

When Jim went to the strip club he paid a stripper for a Filthy Kim

by Foreplay Forwe June 18, 2021

filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.

I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate

by kraalix December 6, 2022

filthy cerr

a insult meaning human waste of life

shut up you filthy cerr

by mr.fiercefierce December 9, 2018

Filthy Al Jolson

Like a filthy Sanchez but you stick your shit covered dick in her mouth and the shit builds up on her lips

Last night I gave my girlfriend a filthy Al Jolson

by Captain Deadpool October 16, 2019