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turd dunking 

defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.

definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water
definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!

definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking
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dunkin' donuts

A unit of distance measurement in certain areas of New England and especially in Greater Boston.
The nearest Krispy Kreme? Its not a far drive, only about 4 Dunkin' Donuts away.

The best gaming youtuber/game reviewer
"Dunkey is soooo great! I love him!"
Dunkey by kungemanuel June 20, 2020

dick dunker 

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.
Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.
dick dunker by wonton! November 26, 2007

Dunkin' Blownut 

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.
"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."
Dunkin' Blownut by atforpres October 21, 2009

slam dunkin rubes

Taking a hit of a crack rock in an extreme manner.
"Hey Tony, did you see Shawn Kemp after his career was over? If you thought he could throw it down in the NBA you should see him slam dunkin rubes."

waffle dunker

(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.

(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.

2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.
(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.

(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.

2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.
waffle dunker by AitchBee August 5, 2014