shmolly dong

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...
by Thediddly21 April 23, 2016
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max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.
I’ve left them on max’s dong replies
by CMX26 February 07, 2021
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Dong Thap

Thappin ya meat on a surface to assert dominance
I walked in and just did a dong thap on the table, those bitches loved it
by CrunchyPooStain May 21, 2021
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dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk
Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
by Xaime June 03, 2019
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Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom
Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster
by Dong Duster January 25, 2021
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out donged

to provide a larger dong in a dong competition also known as a dick measuring contest.
by flexonmyex September 25, 2018
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Dinosaur dong

Look at tht dinosaur dong shits big
by Stormii_Amanda November 14, 2022
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