2 definitions by Larry James
When a player you have on your fantasy football team scores so many points in a game that it makes you want to jizz (cum) in real life. (When a player gives you "fantasy jizz" you then take a dildo and act like it is that players penis and beat it off and clock yourself in front of everyone until you feel like you have appropriately paid homage to said player)
Sludge-"Le'Veon Bell just scored his third TD of the day, that's 49 points!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"
by Larry James May 17, 2017
The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.
Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong
by Larry James August 28, 2023