dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

oregon dong

The largest possible dong a man could possess

Damn that man has an Oregon dong

by Slayingdapussywthisoregondong October 17, 2020

donkular ding dong

A man's penis, when flaccid, that is more than twice the size of most men's erect ones.

I've never had gay tendencies, but this guy next to me at the urinal whipped out a donkular ding dong and I got dizzy.

by peepee envy October 18, 2010

Rohan ding dong

Big India guy

How Aruna? Rohan ding dong? Are you alive?

by Big boy SMA October 23, 2018

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003