dirt bag

A low-life, salty, and un cleansed individual/s living in disgust and demise and in harmony with a sea hag.

That dirt bag had the nerve to try and smell my wife.

by Koola User September 4, 2003

Jamaican Dirt Sandwich

Made popular by Dean Blundell on The Dean Blundell Show

on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.

"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"

"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."

"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"

by Scotty900 August 5, 2009

dirt worshiper

Derogatory name for someone who practices any of a number of Pagan/Wiccan/Druidic faiths. Named because these religeons usually prescribe a close relationship with nature. Many followers also exhibit strong opinions regarding the environment due to their beliefs.

Looks like the dirt worshipers finally got the sawmill closed.

by 1Spectre4U October 22, 2003

dirt finger

when wiping your anus after bad mexican buffet, the single ply toilet paper rips. thus your fingers take a core sample of the terd thats chalked up in your crack. for the next week your finger reeks of the stinch thats under your finger nail !!!

i just pinched off a growler, and got a bad case of dirt finger !

by ElChuppacabra September 26, 2006

Dirt Fucker

A poor person who is useless at sex and cant afford a sex toy so he makes holes in the dirt and fucks them.

Jim: You know i got me one of those new sex toys..
Bob: I cant afford those so i have to do it my own way.

Jim: Your such a dirt fucker

by Dirtpucker101 October 17, 2008

Red Dirt Rump Ranger

A homosexual from central Oklahoma. Derived from the area's famous red dirt, the term uses alliteration when combined with "rump ranger" to describe homosexuals of that region.

I met this guy from Oklahoma City...he was a real RED DIRT RUMP RANGER!

by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

up the old dirt road

The art of giving it to someone in the rear-end, usually from male to male.

Well, he said he was gay-for-pay, so I went up the old dirt road.

by Crazee Boy September 17, 2008