curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011

spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

onion dick

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.

Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.

by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016

trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.

Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!

by MollyRust August 24, 2017

keep dick

Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes

Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money

by Mickybee December 7, 2017

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Sugar Dick

A sugar dick is not necessarily a big dick but a dick that can be used WELL.

GUUUUURRRRLLLLL he had dat sugar dick

by GILIGORM November 28, 2018