Desert Eagle

A gas-operated semi-automatic pistol from Isreal. It serves no real practicalpurpose in the real world. It most popularly shoots the .50 Action Express Calibre. It is obscenely heavy and inaccurate. It is only used to look mean in movies and video games.

Any real person who carries a desert eagle is a fucking retard.

by Tom Bo Bob September 14, 2005

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

brown eyed deception

This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.

Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.

by Tylerr from vegas May 24, 2007

desert goggles

To put ones testicles over someones eyes

'While I was doing your mom I gave her some desert goggles'

by Johnnie_FixdMedia February 22, 2007

desert eagle

A .44, .45, or .50 cal magnum pistol. One of the largest pistols on the market next to the Smith&Wesson .50 cal pistol.

You're staring down the barrel of a point fifty calibur Desert Eagle...see you in hell, fucker.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

Desert Vista High School

A school in Ahwatukee that typically makes it the the state championship games for sports, but gets beat by Brophy College Prep every time. This school is also known for the amount of deferred blood they had in their blood drive because of STDs. Many schools in Arizona refer to this school as "STDv."

Bob: "You know that school Desert Vista High School in Ahwatukee?"
Brophy Student: "Yeah, I know them very well. We see them in almost all state championships and kick their asses."

by BCP April 23, 2008

decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.

Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.

by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009