stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

by jpatty! November 14, 2019

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

by Macsloan October 19, 2019

want some cranberry juice?

a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
.

“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”

by deeznutsfactory August 15, 2021

Sadako and the thousand paper cranes

A book with a sad ending in Hiroshima, Japan.

i love reading Sadako and the thousand paper cranes.

by Its_avi March 18, 2022

crank bank

the part of a person's memory, especially male, where memories of naked ex-girlfriends, pornos, your friend's mom, hot teachers, real life upskirts, downblouses and nipple slips, the girl next door, flexible girls, hot lesbian action, and other material, are stored for the purposes of masturbation.

setting: CPR classroom

student1: Yo,did you see how the teacher used her fingers to get the obstruction out of the manequin's mouth?

student2: Seen. She must be a lesbian, or something.

student1: She's going into the crank bank.

by sansaman April 24, 2006

Crandall

An ass-crack that gets exposed while BMX-ing vigorously. Gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a "Crandall"

"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"

by Timothy S. July 27, 2006

cranbaby

a baby created by the joining of a human sperm/egg with a cranberry sperm/egg.
goes perfectly with a turkey dinner.

Simple math equation: 3/4 human + 1/4 cranberry = 1 cranbaby.

3/4 human, 1/4 cranberry. 100% delicious.

by KTHOB November 29, 2009