Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.

Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.

by Grant2053 October 21, 2010

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Easy Clappers

A moment so easy that you physically have to clap their cheeks

That comp game was easy clappers

by BIRBY March 21, 2020

mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.

She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.

by jimmybomm December 17, 2020

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

chappelle's show

It's been cancelled! Charlie Murphy said they only made 8 episodes for the new season, and they'll come out on dvd. This is a sad time for tv history.
Don't believe me? Go to google and type in chappelle's show or go to their news section.

Chappelle's show put the comedy back in comedy central.

by Adrian August 30, 2005