persimmonVision's definitions

tits are on fire

idiom

1. Severely irritated to the point of anger.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Did you see the boss let into Kathy after she hit "reply all" and sent his home address to all the clients? God damn, his tits are on fire!

by persimmonVision November 1, 2021

rutensack

ROOT-en-sack

noun

1. A man's genitalia.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown. From the German "rutensack", which literally translates as "rod-sack". May be a veiled reference to a man's "root and sack", referring to the penis and scrotum.

I think I might start powdering my rutensack.

by persimmonVision July 1, 2021

get your tits wet

idiom

1. To submerge oneself in an unfamiliar, stimulating environment or situation.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Chad: "I think I'm going to enter a homebrew competition"

Jorge: "Hell yeah man, it's time to finally get your tits wet, eh?"

by persimmonVision May 11, 2023

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021