Candler

Usually tall and beautiful. Has good personality to people she likes but if she doesn't like you you might as well GTFO.
She is a good kisser. Has long hair that she is proud of. Likes to cuddle and watch vampire diaries. Overall a very cute and interesting person. I love Candler

Wow she is Candler let me see

by Candler March 24, 2017

Cancer

A lot of edgy kids use it to insult something that they actually really like just to look cool.

Guy: Look, here comes that dork Justin Bieber! HAHAHAHA
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009

pagan calder

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.

Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.

by theonewholifts February 14, 2015

Cancer Igniter

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)

Can I please borrow your cancer igniter

by reenz September 22, 2008

cancer

A fatal disease caused by the replication of a broken cell.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

ass cancer

A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.

Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)

"Ahhhh! Who did that? It's awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."

by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008