borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Borkest

The absolute lowest of financial resources yet with a #BOURISH attitude

I am so Borkest right now it's funny, not funny...lol

by Adam Tried November 5, 2024

borked

its fucking borked

its fucking borked

by simonmaster69 March 6, 2025

Borked

To bork something is to do it in a way that is considered incorrect but still works it's intended purpose

I completely borked my back patio when I was building it.

by Jetotrixx August 24, 2025

Doggo borker

Gabe da doge

Doggo borker a doggo

by Da pussy slut July 17, 2017

Bockeloh

Large Aryan male, also the name is completely meaningless.

Oh my god Bockeloh is easting a man's face!

by quisenscary January 26, 2009

barked an email

sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment

Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.

by Karoke Opera February 5, 2010