'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025

Chloe baloney

The most beautiful, kind, and amazing person you could ever meet

“Wow, she’s such a Chloe Baloney”
“Chloe baloney is so pretty”

by V4L3NT1N0 January 8, 2026

cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

dipping the baloney

a guy having sex. Past tense: dipped the baloney

Last night I was dipping the baloney with Rachel

by kerplunkety August 1, 2019

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022