kerplunkety's definitions

Cocket

The phallus-shaped rocket whose brand name is Blue Origin. Owned/fully funded by Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and one of four passengers on maiden voyage.

Did you see the launch of Jeff Bezos' cocket?? It was cool how the shaft separated from the head!!.

by kerplunkety July 25, 2021

dipping the baloney

a guy having sex. Past tense: dipped the baloney

Last night I was dipping the baloney with Rachel

by kerplunkety August 1, 2019