bacon blaster

putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.

Dude i gave Jhonny the Bacon Blaster when he was asleep last ight.

by William "Cock Slap Bass" Murderface August 2, 2007

Ghetto-Blaster

One who has no regard for others doing loud obnoxious things.

Being loud in public.
Playing loud music on the bus.
Talking on the phone and talking loud for everyone to hear you business

Stop Ghetto-blasting your music.

Loud wanna be ghetto white girls talking in slang Ghetto-Blaster

by Needsomeloven May 6, 2010

curry basher

A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.

Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!

Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.

When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.

by Red haired white freak November 11, 2010

ghetto blaster

a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.

"He was so drunk he left a ghetto blaster on the edge of the toilet seat"

by ghetto blaster August 6, 2006

Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

Bush Basher

One who hates on George Bush, the 43rd president of the US, simply to jump on the bandwagon, when they actually know nothing of his campaign other than vague clichés.

13 year old Bush Basher: BUSH SUCKS I'M SO GLAD OBAMA'S COMING INTO OFFICE HE'S BETTER THAN BUSH. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK; NOT BECAUSE I KNOW HIS PRINCIPLES OR ANYTHING.

Intelligent person: *facepalm*

by Whole Grain Guaranteed January 26, 2009