beaver

A chicks hairy pussy.

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!

by cartman5000 July 31, 2004

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news

A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.

Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!

by Steve820 December 28, 2014

bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber

John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it

by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010

Fat Beaner

A short Mexican that is generally out of shape, fat with sort legs, has a thick mustache, works at a carwash, eats "carne something" everyday, and spends most of his time staring at white girls he can't have.

Hey Fat Beaner, make sure you wipe down my 20's you filthy little savage!

by DEH1972 October 19, 2008

beauer

girl, or in ireland: boy...considered attractive,

"she's a fine beauer"...she's an attractive girl.(please can someone tell me how to spell it?)

by Dave Shields November 19, 2007

skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

Nigga Beater

A miniature baseball bat; usually sold as a novelty at sports stores or given away as a promotional expense at minor league baseball games.

Hey Johnny check this out! It was free nigga beater night at McCoy Stadium

by ShedCrew420 June 1, 2011