Beagerness 

Eagerness to prematurely celebrate ones own birthday, or that of others, due to one of the following conditions: 1) Abject and soul crushing boredom 2) Memory loss brought on by brain fog 3) Wanting to "get in first" ahead of peers on various social media application.

"Jeez, it's not their birthday until next week, a bit beager are we?" ... "I know this reeks of beagerness but shall we have a video chat and a few drinks tonight to celebrate your birthday?"

Beagerness by London Jax January 6, 2021

betterness 

slightly better than better.....

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"

betterness by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

bangerness 

condescending smug attitude underlying ignorance and false irrefutable absurd beliefs with no basis of actual fact or understanding

"Hes got that bangerness in the way he talks."

bangerness by MrGoose July 13, 2012