Beagerness

Eagerness to prematurely celebrate ones own birthday, or that of others, due to one of the following conditions: 1) Abject and soul crushing boredom 2) Memory loss brought on by brain fog 3) Wanting to "get in first" ahead of peers on various social media application.

"Jeez, it's not their birthday until next week, a bit beager are we?" ... "I know this reeks of beagerness but shall we have a video chat and a few drinks tonight to celebrate your birthday?"

by London Jax January 06, 2021

beager

Beager is someone obsessed with goats.
The love for goats is like OCD and tends to be infectious.

He is THE BEAGER

by Someone who knows beager April 29, 2010

beager

A beager is a bear mixid with a tiger.

billy:a ..a ..a
jeff:a what
billy:a beager

by kig john November 16, 2016

genie beager

a flask with a big sphere at the bottom. commonly known in science as a round bottomed flask.

were gonna do this experiement with a genie beager

by nuggetlove February 20, 2012