Beagerness

Eagerness to prematurely celebrate ones own birthday, or that of others, due to one of the following conditions: 1) Abject and soul crushing boredom 2) Memory loss brought on by brain fog 3) Wanting to "get in first" ahead of peers on various social media application.

"Jeez, it's not their birthday until next week, a bit beager are we?" ... "I know this reeks of beagerness but shall we have a video chat and a few drinks tonight to celebrate your birthday?"

Beagerness by London Jax January 6, 2021

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betterness

slightly better than better.....

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"

betterness by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

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Beagerness • bangerness • betterness • Bean Ernesto

bangerness

condescending smug attitude underlying ignorance and false irrefutable absurd beliefs with no basis of actual fact or understanding

"Hes got that bangerness in the way he talks."

bangerness by MrGoose July 13, 2012

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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