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Dumbass Alert

An alert when there's a dumbass in the area.
Dumbass Alert! Dumbass Alert! Nigel is at the park with us! Said, Joey
by thedickwaddle July 30, 2019
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Booty-Alert

Booty-Alert is when a masculine guy makes a female, or feminine guy eat his ass, and he rides their face, squats up and down on their face, or bounces up and down on their face to the beat of the song Booty-Alert while their eating his ass. The song was featured in the movie Ride Along 2.

It's used for stimulation and pleasure, or sometimes just to clown them for fun, or to be a jerk just because he can.
"Aye, you know that bitch I had come over last night? I booty-alerted that hoe. I sat on her face, and made that hoe eat my ass while I squatted up and down to the beat of the song. Nigga! I felt like I was doing a bomb ass leg workout."

"I clowned the fuck out that fag. I booty-alerted his dumb ass......had that thot eating my ass while the song was playing. Then laughed at his stupid ass afterwards."

"Get out of line, or talk shit if you want to. I'll let every nigga know you eat ass, and that I booty- alerted yo slow ass."
by Freakymind89 October 11, 2020
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Erased_Alert

Yo you seen that dude I heard he's an Erased_Alert
by The Real Timeshort May 19, 2021
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Flammy Alert

its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox
Holy shit! Xander got into a Flammy Alert!
by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023
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Mr. Alderton

A really annoying vice principal at Mayfield Secondary School in Caledon, Ontario. A man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual principal. The reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: Hitler. Pushes rules too much by putting up "No Cell-Phone" signs every metre in the halls and classes, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. Along with punishing people who are late for class by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to class at all.

Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!
Did you see Mr. Alderton at school today? Honestly, he acts just like Hitler!
by NoMoreAlderton December 11, 2010
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albeit

It means the same thing as however or although
A sad ending, albeit a happy one.
by Bizzill Hizzause April 28, 2007
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alert rape

Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.
Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"
by Carf8198 February 18, 2009
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