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Winter

a guy that thinks he is cool due to a celebratory dance he pulls off for no apparent reason
by Darren Ediss March 28, 2003
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wintendo

an operating system which uses more RAM than the typical system and automatically installs Microshaft's own Internet Expirer browser on your system, then won't allow you to remove it, thus allowing Bill Gates to view your system personally. It also self-upgrades, thus taking up your memory with Borg implants. Did I mention that some versions uninstall all non-MS products? Also expect to view the blue screen of death at least once a day, sometimes twice.
by Xyzzy February 8, 2004
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winterswimming

Swimming in the cold winter water.
Being brave enough to swim in the bloody cold water.
Doing a powelly and bevo in the water.
Being as tough as powelly.
Being as touch as bevo
We're going winterswimming!
Dude winterswimming is the bomb!
Man i wish i was touch like those winterswimming boys.
by Jack Powell July 25, 2006
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winter summer romance

a brief love affair between an older man and a young woman.
the old fart macked on that fresh meat for 3 months, it was a winter summer romance
by frisco stories February 4, 2009
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Winter Legs

when in the cold months of the year you do not shave your legs, due to the weather, and them not being shown.
kate: ahh, i haven't shaved in weeks
charlie: i know same, i have winter legs..
by chezzeahhh March 2, 2011
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winter

shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer. i know of nobody who likes winter.
winter is the fucking hell of everything.
by diseased sheep July 9, 2006
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Wexual Wintercourse

*Note: In this article, a wenis does not necessarily have to belong to a male, about 100% of women have wenises as well, and vice versa for men having waginas. However, to properly engage in wexual wintercourse, one wenis and one wagina (or more for added pleasure) must identify as male/female to avoid confusion and getting AIDS.

Wexual Wintercourse can be defined as the intriguing and often taboo'd act of inserting/grinding/rubbing a male wenis (outside elbow) into a female wagina (inner elbow), causing one or both partners to scream out in pleasure, horror, satisfaction, etc. When the wenis is unprotected, wexual wintercourse most commonly results in the production of wabies , unwanted elbow babies.

Wexual wintercourse can also be stimulated by two male wenises rubbing/bumping/scratching their wenises together, who are commonly known in the field of elbow studies as Womosexuals.

Wesbianism is another common term used to describe two female waginas grinding/itching/tearing away at each other's inner elbows. The sad, usually alone and desperate individuals who engage in this activity are known as Wesbians
1. Wenis: I don't have any cantaloupe left in the house, wanna have wexual wintercourse?

Wagina: Sure!

2. Wenis: My feet are itchy, will your wenis pleasure me?

Other wenis: Absolutely!

3. Wagina: Unf unf unf unf

Other wagina: ...
by GleekyGaga September 12, 2011
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