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Wintendo 

A Windows-based system that is used only for gaming, whose user prefers a REAL Unix-based operating system (often some distribution of Linux or, more often, Mac OS X) for their serious work.
'Dude, that system's not even good enough to be a Wintendo. Throw it away and buy a new one.'
Wintendo by Taylor R April 28, 2007
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Wintendo 

1. Any version of Windows used only to play PC games.
2. An older version of Windows.
1. No mang I use Ubuntu. I only play Counter Strike on my Wintendo.
2. You're still using Wintendo? Dude, get Windows XP Pro.
Wintendo by iXneonXi April 17, 2007
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wintendo 

an operating system which uses more RAM than the typical system and automatically installs Microshaft's own Internet Expirer browser on your system, then won't allow you to remove it, thus allowing Bill Gates to view your system personally. It also self-upgrades, thus taking up your memory with Borg implants. Did I mention that some versions uninstall all non-MS products? Also expect to view the blue screen of death at least once a day, sometimes twice.
Resistance is futile.
wintendo by Xyzzy February 8, 2004

Wintendo 

Windows 95, 98, or ME
He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.
Wintendo by DonH October 2, 2003

Wintendo 

Wintendo user 1: It's called Wintendo!
Wintendo user 2: It's called SteamOS!
Wintendo by Llanfair December 27, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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