When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

when arfa is

sus, arfa is always sus

Person 1 : "When arfa is sus"
Person 2 : "I know right"

by sonic2 May 1, 2021

WhenKai

13 year old furry who falls in love with acorn and is part of the LGBTQ+ and Furry community. Also likes to talk in muslim and overuse emojis.

person 1: لال آمدنی میں گھریلو سطح پر when the ظ کے بعد بھی بعد بھی نہیں لیے آپ کو معلوم ہو جائے گا اور halals

person 2: dude you're being such a whenkai

by eevod August 24, 2021

willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

spits when he talks

A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".

Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

I 'll believe it when I see it

used to say that you will not believe something until it happens.

He says he is going to decorate the family room, but I 'll believe it when I see it

by MichaeltranUSA May 31, 2020

liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020