Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

by s. pole September 24, 2014

shitty wankers

A big pile of dicks, or wankers, covered fully and completely of hot steamy, squishy shit.

"Hey honey, can you clean up the shitty wankers".

by Tkvd09 July 9, 2017

Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

habitual wanker

A man or women addicted to master-baiting
Making it a habit

Terry Crews: I watch porn a lot
Jimmy Kimmel: Do you master-bait?
Terry Crews: Man, really?
Jimmy Kimmel: yes, yes really
Terry Crews: Im a Habitual Wanker

Jimmy Kimmel: 0-0
Terry Crews: 0-0

by ThePrez/ident April 15, 2021

promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.

Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!

by Cockney46 April 22, 2014

Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's

Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?

by Zenoxum July 3, 2021

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022