Douche Wagon 

A "Boi" who wears So-cal tee-shirt ,Dickie shorts, socks to the knees , pristine favorable baseball cap and Chuck's. Usually drives a Honda Civic, hatchback and walks like a cholo.

He is usually white and is also considered a " fuck boi" .

He is over confidant and thinks he has something to prove ; of just how fucking hardcore he is.

"FREAKING Douche Wagon keeps speeding up and down the street !"

Douche Wagon by Clownsrmurder December 2, 2022

Power Wagon 

Big, voluptuous ass that you can't look away from. Similar to dump truck booty, junk on the trunk, etc.

Dude, I hopped in that power wagon last night and it was one hell of a ride!

Power Wagon by TheDudeSupreme May 15, 2023

super wagon

For a women with a big ol wagon on her

damn she got that super wagon on her

super wagon by zenro October 12, 2023

High Brooms Wagon Wheel 

Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!

Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!

High Brooms Wagon Wheel by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021

Pumpkin Puss Wagon 

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”

Pumpkin Puss Wagon by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Sam’s Shit-Wagon 

A vehicle purchased in great shape by Sam Heidorn….the run into the ground, beat to shit, abused then disassembled to die.

“Sam really loves driving those Sam’s Shit-Wagons!”

“Jesus, he just got that car 2 months ago and it’s already a Sam’s Shit-Wagon!”

Sam’s Shit-Wagon by Sam’s Shit Wagon November 7, 2022

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022