Sad Vagina

Phrase;

A vagina that is sad and refuses to accept sexual stimulation.

Brittney and Simon were trying their best with the vibrator because they had yet to understand and accept the fact that Brittney had a sad vagina.

by Elayne Moore April 19, 2014

faiths vagina

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

tracking vagina

when the female gender is able to locate something that a male cannot. See manlooking. Usually used in response to the term manlooking when conversing with a female.

him: I can't find my car keys.
her: stop manlooking and you'll find them.
him: turn on your tracking vagina and help me!
her: check your pants pockets from last night.
him: found them!

by Katlakat September 23, 2016

Reaper Vagina

A Reaper Vagina is a vagina so loose and so scary that it literally pulls you in and eats you.

Jim: Dude I swear that reaper vagina pulled me in deep.
Bob: Dude I told you to watch out for those things.

by CousinFlapJack July 22, 2016

Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

The act of cleaning a cat's litter box

To Shove a Kitty up a Vagina

"Yeah, give me 15 minutes, I'm gonna go try to shove my kitty up my vagina."

by Darkstar864 March 13, 2017

Vagina

V.A.G.I.N.A. - Very Appealing Gap In Nested Area

Men often initiate verbal communication with a woman (in the NFL off season) because she possesses a VAGINA. ({})

by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008