Trumptester

President Trump protesters. President Donald Trump, The Donald, The Apprentice, Make America great again, Trumper, Trump army, Trump speak

Uh oh, we have got a bunch of Trumptesters outside the building.

by joecoolthefool June 6, 2017

trumpet

The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.

I play trumpet, i'm better than you.

by chippls February 15, 2018

Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.

TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.

by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018

TrumpRot

TrumpRot is an infection that leads to intellectual poverty and decay, which spreads through one’s brain the longer they jump through mental hoops defending Donald Trump. Victims of TrumpRot are commonly heard spouting a variety of anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy theories when countering criticisms of Donald Trump. The words “deep state”, “fake news”, “CNN”, and “”...the economy” often mindlessly roll off of the tongue of the zombie-like victims of TrumpRot.

Kanye West is experiencing major TrumpRot. His incoherent ramblings and poorly thought out defenses of Trump have far surpassed the boundaries of logic and reason. Let us pray that he can be saved and that the TrumpRot can be excised from his brain before he infects innocent children.

by Moe Jr. October 13, 2018

trumptart

A really dumb trump supporter who gets sour(offend) at the very slight mention of their president.

Those trumptarts are really mad that I called their president little dick dumble dorf

by RED DAWG May 1, 2019

trumpstorian

An authority figure who revises historical facts in such a manner which that they are deemed outlandish and absurd.

On July 4th the Trumpstorian speaker told the country that the Continental Army took over the airports.

by Profnoname July 5, 2019

trumptegrity

When the rules only apply when they help you. See also "Do As I Say, Not As I Do"

During the 2020 election count Trump wanted to keep counting where he was behind and stop the count where he was ahead. That's some real TrumpTegrity right there!

by Prof. Ass Master November 6, 2020