Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

by Dr.Spaceman! June 11, 2012

Tomato Snack

A red jumbly liquid/food that contains goodness and despair and that is usually used for eating or throwing.

"I'm hungry. I think I'll have a Tomato Snack."
"FOOD FIGHT!" *Throws a tomato snack*

by The Mad Crazy Hatter March 6, 2011

tomato

A 1920's term for a hot, sexy woman.

"She's a hot, ripe tomato!" "Huh? Grandpa, are you hungry?"

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Tomato

Marlie Smith

Marlie Smith is a tomato

by dhsntjxje February 2, 2023

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023