Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010

tokyo sunrise

growing suitable stubble on ones face (chin area) then proceeding to go down on a person ( giving face or head) and rubbing your chin hard around gentiles giving a red razor rash resembling a sunrise in Tokyo.

would u rather have your balls rubbed with sandpaper, or rather have George Michaels give you a Tokyo sunrise?.

by cory wilson April 29, 2007

tokyo drift

the worst movie possibly made. don't get it. destroy it if you have it.

tokyo drift was not worth 10 bucks. i don't think it was even worth 10 cents

by jerrard January 3, 2007

Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Today's Music

A common rant by internet users who bitch and whine about how today's music is 'shitty'. They fail to understand that everyone's music taste is different, and that it's another fashion. The phrase 'today's music' is commonly used by middle-aged people, but the younger generations also bitch and whine.

"I can't believe this is today's music! What happened to 80s music? Or (insert dead musician here)?! I can't stand this shit, even though I can just listen to my own music on youtube videos and download them, but I wanna bitch and whine because I'm old.

I can't believe a black man's president!!"

by IReallyWantAPineapple March 8, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.

Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?

by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.

Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"

by Martin Landau November 12, 2010