pee nigga

a nigga covered in pee

"Ayo, we got a pee nigga in my ass!"

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009

Pee Knuckle

A game where you and a friend sit on the ground across from eachother, with your feet touching. The first to kick the other in the balls first wins.

Me and my brother played Pee Knuckle when I was 7, I'm starting to think that's why I can't have kids now..

by Light Refactor May 20, 2019

Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

pee bib

A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.

You should have used a pee bib so it didn't look like you peed on your pants.

by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017

pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.

Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!

by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019