by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
Get the a tool mug.A complete idiot who gets used by their slutty trashy girlfriend because hes pretending that they are in love and doesnt know enough to realize the truth.
Zack:Wow hogan is such a tool he falls for any slutty dirtbag chick there is
Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used
Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him
Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mack:What a tool!
Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used
Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him
Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mack:What a tool!
by Zack-yours truly February 17, 2008
Get the tool mug.A room, in which a high ranking bitch is in charge, she makes it her soul purpose to take the easiest job in the marine corps, and make it hard as fuck
by MikeCBrady December 23, 2008
Get the Tool Room mug.(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
Get the Toolage mug.A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it
"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"
by T Boor June 30, 2008
Get the Poofy Tool mug.A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.
Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005
Get the Tool mug.In any physical work environment where workers wear tool belts and occasionally remove them, this phrase is a call to arms (or to re-arm).
by Chris Zizzo September 11, 2008
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