When you masturbate to much and then once you actually start to have sex you cant get hard and dont enjoy it as much
by ElijahKreindel September 01, 2009
Incredible idea made up by Ari Gaffen to combine Porn, with ice skating. Should get all credit if it ever becomes a reality.
by Ari February 11, 2003
1. Song fron Broadway play Avenue Q
2. The internet's unofficial anthem
3. A fact that will never change
2. The internet's unofficial anthem
3. A fact that will never change
Internet is for porn is one of the best songs from the play
Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!
Everyone knows that the internet is for porn
Grab you dick and double click for porn, porn PORN!
Everyone knows that the internet is for porn
by That guy......yeah that one January 17, 2007
The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
by Carl D. Patterson May 19, 2006
The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).
by I'm watching you wank August 26, 2006
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
by Ryan April 12, 2005