park and pee

an interstate rest stop

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.

by cclevenger March 27, 2009

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Pee maxing

The act of holding urine in one's bladder until the very end of the day, finally pissing it all out.

"Hey did you hear that James has started pee maxing? His bladder tolerance is gonna be off the charts."

by Dr. Poop-Shit May 16, 2022

pee bar

pee bar (n.)

A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.

Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.

Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.

Both snort and giggle.

by geckopaws April 2, 2012

Free-Pee

The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.

Person 1: Ok, lets go.

Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.

Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.

Person 2: wtf.

by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011

pee bib

A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.

You should have used a pee bib so it didn't look like you peed on your pants.

by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017

pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

by EIEIO July 6, 2014