Dah Tard

A person specifically that has no life, eats his/her own shit, speaks like there constantly choking on somthing(preferably a dick), and creeps around pretending to have friends and tries to get hugs and gets denied cause nobody likes him/her but in dah tards eyes is loved by everyone and everything. Also the tard has massive amounts of dandriff, smells like the shit him/her eats, cross-eyed,walks like a hunch back, and no one can understand why he/she was even alive in the first place and says "Yur gay" to every insult you throw at him/her.

Guy: hey look theres DAH FUCKING TARD!

Dah Tard: heh heh whats up guys? heh heh

Guy:*punches tard in face* FAGGOT!

Dah Tard: yur gay

by mclovin1337lolz June 13, 2009

Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

Adventurd Tards

Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.

Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show

Friend: Adventure Time

Me: ok.... Explain Why

Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme

Me: Really? are you F**king Serious

Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?

Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....

by bigDood247 April 28, 2013

wal-tard

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!

by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006

she-tard

This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.

How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake

Who would have thought such a she-tard could have locked herself in the car?!?!?!?!

by $hawn January 20, 2006

ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.

by Brandalyn November 8, 2007