sharpi

a marker, derived from the name brand

Hey asshole get me a sharpi so i can mark this shit.

by matthew dufrene May 13, 2005

sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

Scarponi

A NJ State Licensed Practitioner of Mortuary Science, that can't conduct a funerl "RIGHT" if his life depended on it.

Glen can't talk to a family w/o saying I am a Licensed Practitioner of Mortuatry Science.

by Cornellia January 31, 2003

a cool sharp one

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.

"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"

by edjog October 8, 2005

Sharp Tongue

an album by the overrated indie band Cocky Americans

Cocky Americans released an album called "Sharp Tongue". That band is overrated.

by 1tothe1 July 26, 2011

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003