sharpi 

a marker, derived from the name brand

Hey asshole get me a sharpi so i can mark this shit.

sharpi by matthew dufrene May 13, 2005

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019

Shariece 

1 : powerful, elusive, uncontrollably sexy; (see also): GODDESS

2 : soft-spoken and gives very little away—but trusting her feels natural; big heart.

3 : can seduce an entire room with a look and leaves a trail of lovelorn men in her wake.

Person A: "You know that girl you hope is lying next to you when you wake up in the morning, every morning?"

Person B: "Absolutely."

Person A: "THAT'S a Shariece."

Shariece by EnsorcelledInOH December 15, 2011

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Sharief 

An intelligent, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Sharief is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. A Sharief is the only type of guy you'd want to meet. He may freak out a few times in your relationship, but the way he loves you- you'll never ever let him go. If you let him go; you've made the worst mistake of your life right there. Always stay close with a Sharief because he's the most trust worthy guy in the world and knows his way to a womans heart.

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Sharief ever."

"You can trust Sharief, he is the most honest person I've ever met."

"Lucky her ! Sharief likes her ! That guy is such a charm !

Sharief by belaxox April 22, 2018

Cal Shapiro 

Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.

Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.

Cal Shapiro by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013

Shapiru

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels, fancy pants, sheets made from pubes and tears, & lollipops. Also see

I heard Steven Crowder cucked and turned into a Shapiru, gets Weinsteined at Esptein Island with Joe Rogan.

Shapiru by Holocaustwasalie August 8, 2019