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Alabama Sharpie

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NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019

Shariece 

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1 : powerful, elusive, uncontrollably sexy; (see also): GODDESS

2 : soft-spoken and gives very little away—but trusting her feels natural; big heart.

3 : can seduce an entire room with a look and leaves a trail of lovelorn men in her wake.
Person A: "You know that girl you hope is lying next to you when you wake up in the morning, every morning?"

Person B: "Absolutely."

Person A: "THAT'S a Shariece."
Shariece by EnsorcelledInOH December 15, 2011

shardicles

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High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.
Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.
shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Sharief 

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An intelligent, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Sharief is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. A Sharief is the only type of guy you'd want to meet. He may freak out a few times in your relationship, but the way he loves you- you'll never ever let him go. If you let him go; you've made the worst mistake of your life right there. Always stay close with a Sharief because he's the most trust worthy guy in the world and knows his way to a womans heart.
"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Sharief ever."

"You can trust Sharief, he is the most honest person I've ever met."

"Lucky her ! Sharief likes her ! That guy is such a charm !
Sharief by belaxox April 22, 2018

Cal Shapiro 

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Vocalist of a music group called timeflies. He is a singer and free-styler. His ultra-charming looks make people swoon. He is also extremely terrified of strawberries, although no one (including himself) is sure why.
Cal Shapiro is the singer for timeflies. Some of his best works include I Choose U, Swoon, One Night, and Ride.
Cal Shapiro by YaBoyLin December 28, 2013

Shapiru

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Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels, fancy pants, sheets made from pubes and tears, & lollipops. Also see
I heard Steven Crowder cucked and turned into a Shapiru, gets Weinsteined at Esptein Island with Joe Rogan.
Shapiru by Holocaustwasalie August 8, 2019
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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