zip-smack

The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis.

Yo ass-hole if you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna zip-smack you!

Yeah my bitch was talking back to me so... I zip-smacked her!

by BillC July 28, 2006

dodo smack

The act of slapping some dirty tramp across the face with a powerful penis thrust
(Pretty much the same as a mushroom stamp, but without the stamp).
If completed successfully, it will knock the bitch out 7 times out of 10.

Last night Debbie was being a complete twatmunch, so I dodo smacked that bitch and she was out for a good 2 and a half hours.

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007

Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

by Mouth Smacker September 20, 2006

smack dabbin

a : on target, something central or crucial b : a shot that hits the bull's-eye; broadly : something that precisely attains a desired end; as in "smack dab in the middle"

Daunte was smack dabbin last night with his throws.

by Klimo May 9, 2006

smack

to spit game at a joint or to hit on a girl. to flirt with a girl and try and get her number

Man, she looking vicious go smack

by kING bREEZY October 13, 2008

Smack Cam

To smack one in the face while recording. Using whip cream is not necessary but makes it better.

"I'll give you a dollar if you smack cam one of your brothers."

by BallIsLife57;) April 5, 2015

cunt smack

An insult only to be used in extreme situations.

"What the fuck did you hit me for you cunt smack!"

"Hell no, the cunt smack wouldn't even suck my dick!"

by Joe "The Curse" Washburn October 24, 2006