skeez 

To ejactulate. Similar to the word skeet, except more associated with masterbation, ie "skeezing onesself"

That girl was so hot that the second I saw her I ran into the bathroom and skeezed myself.

skeez by Fetus Juggling December 28, 2005

sheezer 

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

sheezer by Gibzo January 22, 2005

skeez 

1)VERB- The act of taking others belongs without asking them.
2) NOUN- A person who often commits the act of skeezing.

1) Man, everyone has been skeezin' our beer tonight.
2) That douche Colby is a major skeez when it comes to our beer.

skeez by D-Rabb March 20, 2004

skeeted up like a mother fucker. 

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.

according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

skeeted up like a mother fucker. by Marina June 24, 2004

skeez 

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.

Get off the fucking table, you skeez!

skeez by Stu March 26, 2005

Skeezer 

to want dick real bad

nigga i heard that bitch was a skeezer

Skeezer by fitlifer June 29, 2009

skeezery 

A man who looks at you and licks his lips or seems to be undressing you with his eyes and uses derogatory pet names when responding to girls he doesn't have a close relationship with.

"did you see how that skeezery guy looked at me, like he wanted to spread me on a cracker, and he keeps calling me hon or suga"

"my boss is so skeezery, he's always watching me walk away"

skeezery by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005