black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

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Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

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Danny Simpson

A fucking manwhore at heart, but cant seem to get laid.

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Person1: "hey have you met danny simpson?"
Person2: "yeah, hes so downbad"
Person1: "agreed. yet when the time comes... he does too, early asf"

Can be used as an insult, meaning stupid, or whore

by DannyHater2921 January 3, 2023

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Bart Simpson

To choke someone like Homer Simpson did to his son Bart Simpson in the early episodes

That bitch has me so mad I'm about to Bart Simpson her ass!!!

by The Trappedout Jesus May 27, 2022

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The Simpsons

A funny TV show broadcast at 6PM everyday

I've watched practically every episode of The Simpsons

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

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Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.

We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !

by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023

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