simon cowell

booooo

"simon cowell? boooooo!"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

Simone

To throw away the pride of wearing American red-white-blue at the last minute because she could not handle the pressure and would not get praises for her mental health; her self interest over the collective pride of representing the whole country

We'll win or lose as a team. Don't Simone!

by coachofmurica August 7, 2021

Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone

Stop being Simone Charlton hew

by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Simon

Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry

Simon is kyes worst nightmare

by anonymous September 20, 2021

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017