Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

shitzoo

"shitzoo" means "shit" but for innocent people who wants to say "shit" but can't bring themselves to say it.

or

if you accidentally say "shit" infront of someone who shouldn't be hearing you say that, then you would say add the extra "zoo" to save yourself. so you're not saying "shit" but instead "shitzoo"

example 1:
person 1: *spills water on person 2
person 2: shitzoo! what the heck man!!

example 2:

person 1: shit- (oh no i forgot i cant say that!!) -zoo
person 2: what did you say?
person 1: i said shitzoo, ya know the type of dog?
person 2: oh ya those dogs are so CUTE uwu

by kepo.bgt July 26, 2021

shitzou

Shitzou is when you're banging someone anally doggy style.

When we get home im gonna shitzou you@

by dirty ordie February 9, 2022

Shitzophrenic

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.

Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.

by Sunkistable February 26, 2024

Jofit Shitzoo

A boy who struggles learning since he has no fucking brain cells and laughs like a decapitated dolphin.

“Why you being like Jofit Shitzoo...”
“Cause I’m dumb as fuck

by Joelthecreatorotings March 1, 2019

shitfor

Pronounced as two separate words, 'shit four,' and not as 'shitfer,' 'shitfor,' or variations thereof.

1: (adj) Of or pertaining to shit.

2: (adj) Particularly shitty.

3: (adj) Of poor or sub-par quality.

4: (n) A person or object defined particularly by the above adjectives.

1: His bad habits are shitfor.

2: She's had a streak of shitfor luck lately.

3: You call this good? This is a shitfor rig, man.

4: Jack's been such a shitfor lately.

by UnabridgedCaptain September 4, 2005

shithoarder

{Shh-hit-hor-der}
verb, -ing -ed
1- hoarding some shit, whether it be information, or material goods.
2- one who refrains from giving or granting
3- A person that is holding out on something, when the withholder has immediate access to the objectof contention.
4- one who gathers or accumulates a hoard of shit
5- a pack rat

My fucking gook-ass green grocer is shithoarding the goddamn lettuce!

I know he's got weed, he's just a fucking shithoarder.

That guy had shit wall to wall in his house, he was a real shithorder.

by DKtionary December 12, 2008