sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass

Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.

by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

sexual shortcomings

A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.

Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**

by Bad C dev November 19, 2022

sexual jedi

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.

basically all the jedis are sexual jedis

by young_Wetzle March 25, 2010

Mickey Sexual

It’s like being straight one day or gay the other. You can also be anything you want, like a soda can. It’s not a phase.

Person 1- “bro i’m feeling like a sticky note.”
Person 2- “well i’m feeling a bit pan.”
Person 1- “omg you’re mickey sexual too?”

by .mickeysexual September 7, 2019

sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

Sexual Intercourse

1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina (or inside of either gender's buttwhole).
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

sexual jackpot

refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.

see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!

by Andy Bobich January 2, 2009